I am a born artist, carpenter, outdoorsman, world traveler, joker, peacemaker, acrobat, lover, healer, smiler, musician, designer, refiner, photographer, connoisseur, youngest son, youngest brother, recycler, cyclist, chef, observer, preserver, berserker, and most of all... a tattooist (as I spend everyday bettering myself at such). But years ago when I had spare time I wrote poems like this:

LET ME SQUEEZE YA, HERE YA BURP
by Blue

Slappy Slip Slide
Feed Dotta Dip Sloo Snappy
If your mind is in a daze
Well then I'll bet you feel real happy
Like a Chig Batta Chooga
Be Loopy Lippy Snotta Booga
And when you get to where you've been
Be sure to thank the God that grew ya
Tee Totter Tin Rin Sinner
Vimmy Vooder Volley Vimmer
Watch my shine while it shines
Watch it glisten as it glitters
Keeba Cut up Da Durp
Let me squeeze ya
Hear ya burp
Panky Spanky Hanky Flip
Use a kettle to catch a drip
Spurdy Glee Pee Chesser
Grippy Slee Bee Guesser
I make noise when I walk
In my sky blue polyesters
Juby Chug Oh Onda Beeny Plug
When you're feeling down
Give yourself a hug